- Kid: Mom, I found this book in one of your storage boxes called "Attack On Titan".
- Mom: ...
- Kid: What's up, Mom?
- Mom: Get your brother Levi, and your sisters Mikasa and Sasha. It's time I told you the truth.
*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*
getting ur favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz
getting your least favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz
There can only be one logical explanation for this:
Voldemort has returned….
I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…