aot in 20 years

  • Kid: Mom, I found this book in one of your storage boxes called "Attack On Titan".
  • Mom: ...
  • Kid: What's up, Mom?
  • Mom: Get your brother Levi, and your sisters Mikasa and Sasha. It's time I told you the truth.

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

(Source: drunkerd)

peanut-paw:

deersatan:

getting ur favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz

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getting your least favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz

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(Source: asterkid)

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

ally0mazing:

There can only be one logical explanation for this:

Voldemort has returned….

MY DEAR

I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE

THE GRIM

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

floozys:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

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madboner:

"WHAT DO WE WANT"

"CUTE CLOTHES"

"WHEN DO WE WANT THEM"

maybe in like a year or two when im hotter and skinnier so i can look good in them

(Source: breakingbag)