lifeasaweapon:

As long as I’m avoiding my Russian homework, I’ll share my Jensen op with the world.

So I happen to be friends with these chicas, and Emily was with me at NJ Con. I didn’t know what to do for my Jensen op, so she spotted me money for eight bananas like a true homie.

When it was my turn for the op, I just said "They’re baaaaaaaaaack~"

He fucking lost it.

Once he stopped laughing, still smiling a stupidly wide smile he asked “What are we gunna do??” “I dunno, what do you want to do with eight bananas?” He tried to grab them all from me. I grabbed one back, because wow rude don’t just grab at my bananas that’s my potassium for the week the nerve of these celebrities I swear to god
Jensen: “Okay, what now?”
"I don’t know what you’re going to do, but I have to make a call…"

He hands them back to me, and I assure him that Clif will keep them safe until he’s done with his ops. 

I only regret that when he asked me “What are we gunna do?” I missed the opportunity to say “Go bananas” because, duh. I dropped the ball on that one.

Anyway, Jensen Banackles is back.

peppermintdickgrayson:

I wanna know how this story plays out.

(Source: suckmydick-grayson)

three-little-hellsings:

There is a story behind these mugs

(Source: princusbeau)

sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

  • partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
  • me: okay
  • me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
  • partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
  • me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

ihatedoorsbutnotmusic:

so-uncivilised:

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aduhm:

he fuck that goat

(Source: toomanykids)